The update (four months of net silence later) is: The site is fucking done!
Yup, if you’d like to know more About Me, well that’s fucking done. If you’d like to read some Portfolio samples, well they’re fucking done (what few I have deemed worthy). If you want to Contact or Hire the most creative mind in the universe, well that’s. fucking. done.
And, I am fucking done… with the site… for the day.